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My name is Mick,

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Mick Hall,

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and I live here in Sherborne Dale.

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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour

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I've been working at the print shop
for a long time now.

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My dad ran it before.

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Now Gordon and Amy are in charge.

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OK. Well, just pop in at 11.

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We get along great.

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This is my bestie Isaac.

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He's a bit of a lad.

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We dream of co-owning a car.

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Still living with Mum
at the moment...

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...but, you know, I try to keep busy.

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Love my drinks.

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And, yeah,
I've never told anyone this,

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but I have an idea for a movie.
VOICE ECHOES

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What if there was a movie about

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a man and a woman
who could turn into snakes,

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but only one of them is a snake
at a time.

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They're never together as two humans
or as two snakes.

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One of them is always a snake
and they just swap around.

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What do you reckon?
Let's make that movie.

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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

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Shut up! Shut up!

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INDISTINCT YELLING

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Junior ink-jet technician Mick Hall
is just an ordinary bloke,

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but he's about to receive
an extraordinary surprise.

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Look at this.

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Hi, Mick. My name's... Sam Campbell.

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I know exactly who you are.

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You're, like, my favourite director.

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I must have seen
The Funny Wedding 100 times.

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The Funny Wedding.

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? Got me saying ay-o, ay-o

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? I'm finally alive, say... ?

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That was a long time ago.

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Besides, I'm more interested
in YOUR movie.

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What are you doing? Don't do that.

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He's on the ground, so...

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I dragged Mick back to the
Make That Movie headquarters.

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My team were eager
to hear his bulletproof idea.

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Uh...

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So there's a man and a woman...

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Yes?

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Sorry, I've never had this many
people look at me at the same time.

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You're doing great.

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QUIETLY: They transf...

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They transform.

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When one of them's a human,
the other one's a snake

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and vice versa.

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What is their relationship?

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Was it inspired by you and your mum?

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No way, man!

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I was sort of hoping

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that the woman
could be really very sexy.

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So they are, in fact, lovers?

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Yes, please.

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How raunchy do you want to go?

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I'd just like to introduce...
SAM GRUMBLES

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Don't worry, we'll whip up as many

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X-rated sexual penetration
fuck moments as we can.

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Real snakes as well, yeah?

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What?

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Mick, we have to steer clear of CGI.

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It takes you out of the story.

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We'll be using real snakes.

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Sorry, how many snakes
are there going to be on set?

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We'll need a lot of options.

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Plus, we'll need backup snakes.

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Potentially, we get one
really long one,

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and then we can just cut off
however many we need. Yeah.

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I don't know if it'd be allowed,

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but I wouldn't mind seeing
a chase sequence.

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Ooh, someone chasing after them.

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Maybe a detective?

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A detective would be...

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I'm speechless.

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Great. Mick, leave it with us.

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You're off to stay at a luxury hotel
in the Jumeirah Islands.

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The next time we see you,

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we'll be at the premiere
of your very own movie.

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How do you feel right now?

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Where are the Jumeirah Islands?

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They're in the United Arab Emirates.

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Just look...

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As Mick departed on his
first-ever flight,

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we got to work.

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Jess begun eyeing
up some special guest stars

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of the forked tongue variety.

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OK, can we see Diablo and Zero?

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Is Bathsheba still available?

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Argh, yeah.

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It's just so hard to choose without
seeing them in action.

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Is there any way we could get, like,
a sample bucket?

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We need them today. Thank you.

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God, I haven't done a
snake picture for yonks.

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Not since...

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Well, Big Hiss. Big Hiss.

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I didn't know you worked on that.
Agent at the time.

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Got my name taken off it.

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All a bit hot.
Yeah, didn't an actor nearly die?

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A couple people died.

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Great soundtrack.

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It was time to transform
Sherborne Prints

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into a secret underground lair.

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Hey, Mr Campbell,

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are you sure you want us to be
the main characters?

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Yeah, we're mostly used
to printing out pamphlets

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for companies and events.

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Wouldn't it be better
with proper actors

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portraying the snake switchers?

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We have fallen head over heels
in love with Sherborne Dale.

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These people! This place!

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I mean, look at this guy.

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He's like an actual detective.

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But we haven't
had any formal acting training.

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What do we do with our eyes?
Just keep them still.

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Winnie, is this wall
going to be a problem?

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Ah. Might be in the way. Sam.

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Should be fine.

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SAM GRUNTS

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Fuck off.

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Can I get some levels? Sorry?

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If you just want to say
one of your lines.

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"At midnight, we infiltrate
the National...

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"Natural History Museum..."
Yeah, that sounded great.

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Really?
COUGHING

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You actually loved it?

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I'm Sebastian. Oh.

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Yeah, he's the intimacy coordinator.

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You've got to tell people that.

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You can't just be sidling up to them.

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Yeah,
I'm really looking forward to this.

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I'm gonna make you guys comfortable
with each other's bodies.

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Oh, we've been married
for ten years.

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Yeah, I'll work very closely
with the both of you.

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I've got a lot of diagrams.

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Oh.

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Why are you wearing gloves?

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Hey, I heard that.

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Yeah, he's a family friend.

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We get a lot of money
from his parents.

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Action.

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At midnight...

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...we infiltrate the
Natural History Museum

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and steal that
ceremonial serpent fang.

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I'm feeling pretty geed up. Same.

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I'm so pumped.

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But I'm a bit worried about
that ancient curse.

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Will you relax, Mama?

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That's just folklore.

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I hate folklore.

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Soon we'll be extremely wealthy.

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And we will start an orphanage.

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I thought you were
done with orphanages.

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Only orphanages
that aren't run properly.

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Hey.

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Come here, Mama.

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DOOR BEEPS AND CLICKS

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Sorry,
I just wanted to print my CV off.

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THEY GROAN
- Cut. - Who are you?

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We're in the middle of a scene here!

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Are you guys filming something?
I am done!

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It's all right. Gordon, use this.

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What's it for? Is it Marvel?

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It's an original idea, actually!

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It's about people
who transform into snakes!

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We're using practical effects.

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So when one's a snake,
the other one is a human

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and they're trying to get back...

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They take turns. They swap.

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Should I come back in a bit or...?

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Get him off my goddamn set!

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Get out. Don't come back.
Very unprofessional.

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Go! You should be ashamed of
yourself, you disgusting pig.

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First position.
Sorry about that, guys.

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Action.

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At midnight, we...

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DOOR BEEPS AND CLICKS

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What did I just say, dickhead?

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I'm not a dickhead.

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We need her back on Thursday,
all right?

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Oh.

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Snakes.

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While we checked
if the snakes were poisonous,

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lucky Mick was relaxing in paradise.

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I had a massage earlier.

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Hello. Hi.

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I can't wait to see
what they're cooking up back home.

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What are we doing
with muesli bar wrappers?

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I'll just take it.

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This bloke, the detective,

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he looks sensational.

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I know, right?

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He oozes with gravitas.

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I walk in,

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I see there's nothing on the plinth,
and say,

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"Please, God,
you mustn't do this to me."

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That's it.

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I think we're ready.

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Come on, people, let's roll on this.

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Action.

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CONFUSED GRUNTS

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How was that?

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Yeah, I think we could
probably do it again.

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You walk in, you see the plinth,

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notice the plinth, say your line.

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Gotcha.

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Oh, my God.

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- Argh!
- No, no, no! CAMERA CRASHES

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Ooh.

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Anything?

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Feel like you're really charging
the camera there, Isaac.

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Yeah, it's not easy, is it?

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If I could just offer
up one of my little tricks.

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Something I find helpful is to

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evoke a very fucked-up
childhood memory

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and let it just marinate into
the performance.

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Mm.

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I'll give that a go.

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Oh.

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Argh!

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Ooh! No.

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STAMMERING

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What's wrong with you?

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GROANING AND CRASHING
Let's go again.

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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OK.
GROANING

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Idiot. Are you OK? Yeah.

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Little one, give me the strength, please.

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Ah.

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Do we keep doing it? Ah.

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I could maybe try it with an evil
New York accent.

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That's not a bad idea.

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Hey, would you be upset if I told you

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that you're too difficult
to work with,

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and that as much
as it breaks my heart,

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we're going to
need to recast the role?

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No, I'd be all right.

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You're a good mate. You're a trouper.

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You're a real trouper.
Isn't he a trouper?

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You're a rock star. Yeah.
Total rock star.

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CHEERING
- Bye. - Thank you so much.

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We'd lost our detective,

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and these would be big shoes to fill.

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Every movie needs to contain
at least one detective.

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Go, go, go!

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We were forced to split up
to find a last minute replacement.

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We need you to star in a movie!
No, thank you.

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You've got to!

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No, I don't.

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Please, take one for the team!
DESPERATE PLEAS

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BELL DINGS
Hey, what are your measurements?

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Have you ever fired a gun?

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Has anyone here fired a gun?

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GROANING
Having a nice night?

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It's about to get even nicer.

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You're about to get famous.

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We're done for. We're done for!

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No, Winnie, we can't give up.

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Maybe we should go into
people's houses. What's that?

263
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Jam or something?

264
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,530
I always thought
that was part of your head.

265
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,959
Mm. Some sort of food.

266
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:08,159
OK, I have a lot of questions
about that, but we need to focus up.

267
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,720
Let's get this show on the road!

268
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,719
The next morning, I was becoming
a little bit frustrated.

269
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,799
Pat, talk to me.

270
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,879
I asked everyone at the hospital.

271
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,960
There was just no luck.

272
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,839
Am I having a panic attack?
I hope not.

273
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,079
It's these townsfolk,
they're so stupid.

274
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,479
They don't know the first
thing about loyalty.

275
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,039
This place is a hole.

276
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,319
Imagine living here.

277
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,520
Could you do it?

278
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,279
I'd kill myself.

279
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,759
No, the part. The detective.

280
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:37,839
Couldn't you do it?

281
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,719
MURMURING

282
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,439
Ooh.

283
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,599
You want me to do acting?

284
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,560
Why? Why ask that?

285
00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:47,639
Do you want me to choke you?
What are you talking about?

286
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,640
Sebastian, the sequel.

287
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,839
Oh, yeah.
Funny Wedding 2 - The Funnymoon.

288
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,719
? You got me
saying ay-o, ay-o

289
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,279
? I'm finally alive... ?

290
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,039
I'm gonna choke you. No. Yeah. No.

291
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,639
I have the right to make mistakes.
Hold him back!

292
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,519
I have the right to be myself.
I'm gonna choke you!

293
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,640
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna drown you!

294
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,760
GROANING

295
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,920
Sebastian, why?

296
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,199
I knew this would happen.

297
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,239
Mick's gonna be devastated.

298
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,839
Serves me right for trying
to help someone for once...

299
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,760
CAR HORN BEEPS
...in my life.

300
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,560
Loco. Que las hecho a mi coche?

301
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,770
Hold these.

302
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,280
JESS SPEAKS SPANISH

303
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,720
HE SPEAKS SPANISH

304
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,519
Yeah.

305
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,599
OK, he's just passing through,
but he liked the sound of it.

306
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,879
There are stipulations.

307
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,119
He wants to wear his own clothes,
and he doesn't speak any English,

308
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,999
but, yeah, he'll do it.

309
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,199
Tell him he's the answer
to our every prayer.

310
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,519
He saved my life.

311
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,559
Let's get to work.
SHARP HISSING

312
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,439
Help! Help!

313
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,199
There's always one,
and it's always you.

314
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,839
Get it off!
Hold on, what do you do again?

315
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,759
Leave it on till it's done,
then you yank it off very quickly.

316
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,399
Until it's done what?
Oh, I'd get it off ASAP.

317
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,319
I mean, you don't want
that on your chin.

318
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,999
Yeah, up to you, really, but
I'd yank it off immediately.

319
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,800
So what's the overall consensus?

320
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,959
I think we probably should just do
the snakes in CGI.

321
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,759
It's come a long way.

322
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,240
Well, I did it.

323
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,959
So, yeah.

324
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,119
It's good to see you.
Thanks for coming down, and...

325
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,170
Yeah.

326
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,039
Hey. Excuse me?

327
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,479
Mr Tucker? Mr Tucker?

328
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,479
Sorry, would you mind signing this?

329
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,959
I thought all this
stuff had been destroyed.

330
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,559
I've seen everything
you've ever made.

331
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,820
It's an honour to meet you.

332
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,010
Thank you so much.

333
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,730
Is that you?

334
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,320
Yeah. Thank you.

335
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,200
Finally, our guest of honour.

336
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,199
He's here.

337
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,720
Our prince had arrived...

338
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,159
...and he wasn't alone.

339
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,479
Welcome home. Thank you.

340
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,239
Oh, this is Lexi.

341
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,799
We met at the hotel.

342
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,750
She wanted to come along as well,
if that's all right. Hello.

343
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:24,439
You know, this might be the toughest
challenge my team has ever faced.

344
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,319
Huh? You came to us with nothing.

345
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,079
You dared me to triumph over
the impossible.

346
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,439
Mick Hall, the moment has arrived.

347
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,679
Are you ready to see your idea
in the form of a movie?

348
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,639
Yes, I think so.

349
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,799
Can I get you anything?

350
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,879
Would you like some popcorn?

351
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,719
No, no, we had some
lasagne in the car.

352
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,360
OK. Far out.

353
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,080
MURMURING

354
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,170
At midnight...

355
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,879
...we infiltrate
the Natural History Museum

356
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,240
and steal that
ceremonial serpent fang.

357
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,920
Maybe you're right.

358
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,040
It is glowing a fair bit.

359
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,120
Could be cursed after all.
SHE TUTS

360
00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:24,719
Don't tell me you're
getting cold feet.

361
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,479
We've been planning this for ages,
and we've come all this way.

362
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,640
Hey, same time?

363
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,600
SCREAMING

364
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,480
SCREAMING CONTINUES

365
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400
HISSING

366
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,719
I suppose you want to throw us
in prison.

367
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,520
Haven't we suffered enough?

368
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:08,879
No.

369
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,160
HE SPEAKS SPANISH

370
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,039
What do you mean?

371
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,039
You've been in contact with
a scientist who can help us out?

372
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,160
Si.

373
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,039
I can't do it.

374
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,280
A full reversal? No way.

375
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,239
My machine isn't powerful enough.

376
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,120
Estas segura?

377
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,479
Do you have any idea
what it's been like

378
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,799
seeing the man I fell
in love with on the ground,

379
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,000
on his belly?

380
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,599
There must be a way.

381
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:54,520
Could maybe get away with
an operation...

382
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,999
...so you're both half and half.

383
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,719
It's the best I can do, I'm afraid.

384
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,480
You mean snake-human hybrids?

385
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,879
SNAKE RATTLING

386
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,239
I'd actually be up for that.

387
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,240
SNAKE HISSES

388
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,480
I'd like to buy a couple of orphans, please.

389
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,200
Of course.

390
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,240
We just got some new ones in.

391
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,930
Great.

392
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,300
WHISPERS: It's not really my thing.

393
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

394
00:20:56,271 --> 00:21:00,079
We weren't sure you were
gonna make it.

395
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,519
There you have it.

396
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,119
Everyone thought
Snake Switch was interesting,

397
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,679
and things were really popping off
in the foyer.

398
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,279
Cinema will never die.

399
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,799
GORDON CHUCKLES
I'm buzzing.

400
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,039
Everyone's saying I crushed it.

401
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,999
Do you think we should sell
the shop and go pro?

402
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,159
I definitely want to appear
in more movies,

403
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,559
move in to the music industry side
of things, my own clothing line,

404
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,960
but ultimately, I want to open
a theme park that's just for men.

405
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
HE SPEAKS SPANISH

406
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,920
He was cool, wasn't he,
the detective?

407
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,519
Some people just don't belong on
the screen.

408
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,679
Some people should exist,
but without any evidence.

409
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,960
Yeah.

410
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,050
100%.

411
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,560
That's what I call another
happy customer.

412
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,279
But what becomes of the director
after they call "Cut"?

413
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,360
Hm.

414
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,720
Hey. The movie was a big hit.
You did it.

415
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,520
It was good, yeah. It was perfect...

416
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,760
...but it wasn't a masterpiece.

417
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,580
Hey, did you see that email?

418
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,230
A woman in the Midlands
just had an idea.

419
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,599
Yeah? Yeah.

420
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,650
It's about the
world's smallest butler.

421
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,959
He's the size of a cup... Ah.

422
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,520
...but he's still great at his job.

423
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,770
What kind of cup?

424
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,559
Hey, you. Yes, you.

425
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,239
Have you got an idea for a movie?

426
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,559
We're always on the hunt
for new submissions.

427
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,759
Head on over to our website

428
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,930
and click through to
the Application Zone.

429
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,599
Remember, we only read ideas

430
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,319
that are in all capital letters,

431
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,999
and submissions must be
under ten gigabytes.

432
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,199
This is a pretty generous size limit.

433
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,559
Please refrain from using
the website for any other purpose.

434
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,799
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435
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,079
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436
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,719
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437
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,959
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438
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,039
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This is a serious website.

439
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,119
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440
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